Memorable moments from my spring break in Miami

1. Went to the beach multiple times.
2. I saw karina drunk
3. Jon came for the weekend, gets crowned Johhny Walker
4. Drove behind the guy with his left turn signal on making a right turn
5. Drove past the store: Ñññoooo que cache
6. Saw Lav dance
7. Saw Luna dance
8. Saw Lav and Luna dance
9. Saw an amazing number of cars highlighted by a Carrera GT
10. Went to Navarros on bird road ( an experience in itself)
11. Saw one of the twins give my brother a lapdance ( hopefully not Pava's.....sorry Negrita, maybe by next time Ill be able to tell which one is which)
12. Played football on a sandbar
13. Got drunk and ended up in a cornfield where I saw Eddie slip and fall while pissing
14. Reminded Eddie the next day that he slipped and fell while pissing because all he remembered was that his arm hurt.
15. Made 3 in a row and 5 of 6 in beer pong
16. Did a kegstand , dunno how long because they let me go
17. Played a lot of Water Polo
18. Schooled people in Dominoes with Eddie, except for that amazing comeback by Jessie and Pava; 100 - 93....good game
19. Made Jessie and Jon sleep together
20. Hung out with Fernando and Rodrigo
    
21. Had a great dinner at a steakhouse with Karina and her parents, great meat, good wine
22. Saw a lot of old friends I had not seen
    
23. Had a great spring break.
    

Chode

My math professor uses the word chode about 5 times a lecture.
Half the people laugh, he doesnt know why.

Chode stands for Characteristic Homogenous Ordinary Differential Equation . I think. I was too busy trying not to laugh

Squirrels

I almost ran over a squirrel today...
it sat there looking at my car and darted across the road at the last possible second.
Its been my third encounter with squirrels this year.

Cole hit a squirrel once with his bicycle, he never fully recovered from it, so i guess ive been lucky.

Lady gets in the pool today, and starts making a scene..."oh my god, this water is freezing."

everyone looks at this poor excuse for a woman who desperately feels that everyone in the pool needs to know her dilemma. (yeah im already flipping shit)

" I just moved up from South Florida, Im used to 85, 87 degree temperatures, this is so cold"

....two minutes later she decides to ask me how cold the water is...

....its 85

I guess it starts here....

I dont exactly know why im doing this...sheer boredom maybe. I do assume that I'll get bored with this by the end of the week. See what youve started Lavi?

so maybe at this point I'm supposed to start writing about what happens in my life so heres some highlights from this week.
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Ive got nothing, well theres the....no, ive got nothing.